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    Teacher: Why did you not study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.




How to be ugly
    Step 1: Look like me.
I'll love you forever!
    1. Do you sleep in your bra?
    2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?
    3. Do you enjoy drama?
    4. Are you a girly girl?
    6. Are you short?
    7. Do you like somebody? .
    8. Do you like Halloween?
    10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
    11. Do you call anybody by their last name?
    12. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
    13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
    15. Do you have a best friend?
    17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
    18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
    19. How long have you had a Tumblr?
    20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
    21. What are your biggest fears?
    22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
    23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
    24. Do you ever wish you were famous?
    25. Are you currently missing someone?
    26. Who are you texting right now?





holycrapitsnick:

that’s me! ^.^

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